27 Weeks, 2 Days...All You Need Is Everything

You need stuff and we know how to pick it out just for you.
Stuff for daytime, stuff for nighttime, stuff for in-between-times too.
Stuff to powder and primp and smooth onto you.
Stuff to wipe you off with and change you into,
Stuff to shampoo and bubble and make you go coo.
Stuff for washing and drying and hooded bathrobes too.

A warmer to warm all of your wipers
And hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of diapers.
Stuff to wear and act cute or tough,
And even stuff for just being in the buff!

Fun stuff, boring stuff.
Cute stuff and ordinary stuff.
Playtime, naptime, breakfast time and on the go-time.
Leisure time, temperature taking time, and even toenail clipping time.

From Bibs and Cribs, High Chairs and Washcloths,
To Beanies and Onesies, Booties and Burpcloths.
Good thing we are having a babyshower or two
With lots of family and friends who are excited about you!
And after this rhyme if they still haven't a clue,
a nice giftcard will always perfectly do!